Chicken Milk
Each gallon of milk
produced by our
state-of-the-art
genetically engineered
lactating French chickens
is inspected and tasted for quality before shipping.
1,420.00 Francs per 1/2 gal =$35.89 U.S.
Due to a genetic chemical reaction of splicing,
our chickens are live-born featherless and grow udders.
The four udders produce one pint of minty green milk once a month.
Each chicken is carefully milked by our
specially trained French Chicken Milkers.
our chickens are live-born featherless and grow udders.
The four udders produce one pint of minty green milk once a month.
Each chicken is carefully milked by our
specially trained French Chicken Milkers.
