WE ARE THE FARM OF THE FUTURE!

At Splice Farm

we believe in the quality of our
genetically enhanced livestock* products. 
(With nothing less than ultimate satisfaction Guaranteed!!)
Our products include:

-Chicken Milk   -Cow Eggs

   -Fish Pork    


   - Coming Soon 
            -Beaver Wheat    -Snake Cheese                

*All animals are genetically spliced, enhanced and bred in  intimate, cross-species cages in French Lab-Farms.
*(The genetic splicing is condoned by the FFDA)

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