Cow Eggs

                   Beefed Up Nutrients

         WHAT'S IN AN EGG?
  • For only 10 calories each, our cow eggs are rich in nutrients.
  • They contain every essential vitamin and mineral needed by humans as well as several other beneficial food components.
  • Egg protein is the standard by which other protein sources are measured.
  • Our cow egg contains over 400 grams of protein and only 1.5 grams of fat!
                       That's what's in an egg.

Facts From an expert Cow-Egger:

Now, you may be wondering, "What's up with the hole?" Well, that's where our specially trained French cow-eggers harvest! Surely an egg would break if falling three feet from a cowgina, so we fistulate all of our cows to ensure not a single egg is wasted. We just pop those suckers out!

                                                                                                                                                    -Expert Egger
                                                                       Christina Deschaines