Cow Eggs
Beefed Up Nutrients
WHAT'S IN AN EGG?
- For only 10 calories each, our cow eggs are rich in nutrients.
- They contain every essential vitamin and mineral needed by humans as well as several other beneficial food components.
- Egg protein is the standard by which other protein sources are measured.
- Our cow egg contains over 400 grams of protein and only 1.5 grams of fat!
Facts From an expert Cow-Egger:
Now, you may be wondering, "What's up with the hole?" Well, that's where our specially trained French cow-eggers harvest! Surely an egg would break if falling three feet from a cowgina, so we fistulate all of our cows to ensure not a single egg is wasted. We just pop those suckers out!
-Expert Egger
Christina Deschaines
Now, you may be wondering, "What's up with the hole?" Well, that's where our specially trained French cow-eggers harvest! Surely an egg would break if falling three feet from a cowgina, so we fistulate all of our cows to ensure not a single egg is wasted. We just pop those suckers out!
-Expert Egger
Christina Deschaines